Copyright (c) 2008 Yahoo! Inc. All rights reserved. http://news.yahoo.com/i/2764 Humor en-us Sat, 10 May 2008 07:00:00 GMT 5 142 18 http://news.yahoo.com/i/2764 http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/nws/th/main_142b.gif http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20080510/cm_uc_crabox/op_476058 uc/20080510/op_476058 Andy Borowitz Sat, 10 May 2008 07:00:00 GMT Andy Borowitz - McCain: Sunnis, Shiites "Trying to Confuse Me" http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20080506/cm_uc_crpmcx/ls_224824 uc/20080506/ls_224824 Peter McKay Tue, 06 May 2008 07:00:00 GMT Peter McKay - Last week, I ran out to the supermarket in my wife's station wagon and noticed that the tank was empty. I stopped off to fill it up, and while the gas was running, washed all the windows with the little squeegee thing they have. When I heard the gas pump click off, I turned and glanced at the pump, and nearly had a heart attack right there in the self-serve lane. The little red numbers blinked at $57. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20080503/cm_uc_crabox/op_476003 uc/20080503/op_476003 Andy Borowitz Sat, 03 May 2008 07:00:00 GMT Andy Borowitz - Pronouncing himself "thrilled" with his recent spate of media appearances, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright announced today that he will launch his own 24-hour channel that will feature nothing but himself all day long. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20080429/cm_uc_crpmcx/ls_224747 uc/20080429/ls_224747 Peter McKay Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:00:00 GMT Peter McKay - About a year and a half ago, I came up with a brilliant idea. My wife worked at home as a journalist, but her home office was located in a cramped little room at the back of our house. It was cold in the winter, hot in the summer, and too close to kids, distractions, and, as she pointed out, me. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20080426/cm_uc_crabox/op_475952 uc/20080426/op_475952 Andy Borowitz Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:00:00 GMT Andy Borowitz - The Democratic race for president has descended to "a level of meanness and acrimony that is damaging to American politics," the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth said today. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20080422/cm_uc_crpmcx/ls_224690 uc/20080422/ls_224690 Peter McKay Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:00:00 GMT Peter McKay - Around our house, we have a division of labor that's common in most American families. My wife does some things she's better at, like laundry, while I do some things I'm not better at, like fixing faucets and killing bugs. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20080419/cm_uc_crabox/op_475866 uc/20080419/op_475866 Andy Borowitz Sat, 19 Apr 2008 07:00:00 GMT Andy Borowitz - Fearful about the prospect of human-rights protesters ruining the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, China today announced a plan to move the summer games to a remote location where no one can find them. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20080415/cm_uc_crpmcx/ls_224621 uc/20080415/ls_224621 Peter McKay Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:00:00 GMT Peter McKay - Living around the corner from my in-laws over the years, I've been the beneficiary of all kinds of great stuff. We've had babysitters at the drop of a hat and someone to watch over our house when we were on vacation. And our kids get regular supplies of homemade cookies and cakes. Whenever I don't have a tool I need, I can borrow it from my father-in-law, who has a workshop that would make Norm Abrams drool all over his overalls.