Copyright (c) 2010 Yahoo! Inc. All rights reserved. http://news.yahoo.com/entertainment/humor entertainment Humor en-us Sat, 06 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT 5 142 18 http://news.yahoo.com/entertainment/humor http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/nws/th/main_142c.gif http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20100206/cm_uc_crabox/op_4712875 uc/20100206/op_4712875 Andy Borowitz Sat, 06 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT Andy Borowitz - TOKYO (The Borowitz Report) — Embattled automaker Toyota today said that despite problems with accelerators and brakes, the cup holders on its most popular car models were "perfectly safe to use." http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20100202/cm_uc_crpmcx/ls_2215387 uc/20100202/ls_2215387 Peter McKay entertainment Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT Peter McKay - About a year or so ago, my wife and I decided that we were probably doing our kids a disservice by letting them off so easy in life. We made a decision to assign each kid … a chore. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20100130/cm_uc_crabox/op_4712802 uc/20100130/op_4712802 Andy Borowitz Sat, 30 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT Andy Borowitz - CUPERTINO (The Borowitz Report) — In the same week that it launched its much-touted iPad, Apple introduced its latest game-changer to the tech marketplace, a text-sharing device called the CoTex. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20100126/cm_uc_crpmcx/ls_2215226 uc/20100126/ls_2215226 Peter McKay entertainment Tue, 26 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT Peter McKay - For the past 26 years, my wife and I have had a running argument about age. It is an argument I cannot win because the rules change every time I figure it out. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20100123/cm_uc_crabox/op_4712726 uc/20100123/op_4712726 Andy Borowitz Sat, 23 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT Andy Borowitz - WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — In a sharply worded speech, President Barack Obama today blasted all of the nation's bankers who are not currently in his cabinet. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20100119/cm_uc_crpmcx/ls_2215090 uc/20100119/ls_2215090 Peter McKay entertainment Tue, 19 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT Peter McKay - For years at our house, we have had teenaged boys and video games. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20100116/cm_uc_crabox/op_4712647 uc/20100116/op_4712647 Andy Borowitz Sat, 16 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT Andy Borowitz - VIRGINIA BEACH (The Borowitz Report) — Just hours after saying that God was punishing Haiti for making a "pact with the devil," televangelist Pat Robertson retracted the statement, telling TV viewers, "Haiti? I thought they said 'Hades.'" http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20100112/cm_uc_crpmcx/ls_2215007 uc/20100112/ls_2215007 Peter McKay entertainment Tue, 12 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT Peter McKay - Life with our stinky, decrepit West Highland Terrier, Harry, has always been a little bit of a challenge.