Copyright (c) 2009 Yahoo! Inc. All rights reserved. http://news.yahoo.com/i/2764 entertainment Humor en-us Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT 5 142 18 http://news.yahoo.com/i/2764 http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/nws/th/main_142b.gif http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20090630/cm_uc_crpmcx/ls_2211825 uc/20090630/ls_2211825 Peter McKay entertainment Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT Peter McKay - Last Saturday, my wife and I replayed a scene that's probably familiar to any couple who've ever gone out for the evening, from the beginning of time. We were getting ready to go to a neighborhood party, and I was trying to find a shirt that 1) wasn't too wrinkled, 2) didn't have any noticeable stains, and 3) didn't smell too bad. My wife was trying on some clothes that she'd bought that very afternoon. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20090623/cm_uc_crpmcx/ls_2211657 uc/20090623/ls_2211657 Peter McKay entertainment Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT Peter McKay - This past week, sunshine served to destabilize moist air that had been left behind from a warm front that spread north and east throughout our area, causing a catastrophic precipitation event. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20090616/cm_uc_crpmcx/ls_2211551 uc/20090616/ls_2211551 Peter McKay entertainment Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT Peter McKay - The other week, something happened that shocked me to my core. http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/humor/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20090609/cm_uc_crpmcx/ls_2211464 uc/20090609/ls_2211464 Peter McKay entertainment Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT Peter McKay - For the past 25 years or so, my waistline has been expanding, slowly but surely, at a steady but depressing rate. You'd never really notice from month to month, but the progress is there, never slowing down, never speeding up, inexorable. It's sort of like a glacier, except made out of fat.